is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i black out too much to be "responsible"
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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