I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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