I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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