i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
ugly people sure do ruin things
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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