I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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