But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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