my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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