doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I am available for nakedness
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I'm really busy with my period
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