just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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