...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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