Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
