What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
