TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So vagazzling was a success
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
