She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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