I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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