I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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