Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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