Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's just like the Real World with babies
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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