also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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