Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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