Your face is a jimmy john
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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