Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
These tits shall not be calmed
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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