Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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