I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
tell me about the fingering
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