Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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