whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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