I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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