If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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