i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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