Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My dick has a subreddit
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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