im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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