If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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