I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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