It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Welp...herpes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
