Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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