I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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