even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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