okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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