I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
