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WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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