He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
two words: eviction party
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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