We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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