i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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