Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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