Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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