im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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