In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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