Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
soo... how was my night?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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