bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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