He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I deserve this hangover.
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